Tip# 7: Vaginal Itching

I don't know the exact date when my mileage rolled over, but it occurred to me today that it has been at least a year since I have had sex. There are a number of reasons for this, though I have my favorite scapegoats.

More to the point, mostly due to my own potent inability to interact with other human beings, I think I may be neurologically incapable of experiencing carnal knowledge any longer. I guess I don't really have anything funny to say about this...huh.

In any case, hanging out with Jamie and Keith is just about the next best thing. At least I can vicariously experience the joys of a happy relationship through those two. New coolest restaurant: Angelica Kitchen. All vegan organic dishes. Not cheap, but I'm full. Fuck you wallet.