Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Tip#5 Haircuts

Tip# 5

Haircuts

After receiving a twelve dollar haircut, pretend that you are not shocked to look like a medieval lesbian. No matter who recommends the place, no matter how credible they might seem, don’t believe the hype. At twelve dollars, your cut will suck. There is no cheap, secret barbershop that gives stylish cuts. It doesn’t exist. Stop looking, and shell out the cash. Please.

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