Tip# 14: Guinness, Gunts and Growth
I'll say it again: The Upright Citizen's Brigade improv shows will make your eyes hemorrhage with laughter. A gunt, anal beads, rape with silly string, and some seriously bewildered Jews from Minnesota. Beat that for five bucks.
My new shoes are so white, I'm blind and strangers think I'm Louis Farrakhan.
And to whatever drunken saint handed me an unopened bottle of Guinness on the subway should be held on high like the indy rock guardian angel he is.
Finally, I am trying to regrow a healthy facial forest of fortitude (akin to a beard of solitude with less bands and friends) for the winter. I think the humidity is helping because it is coming in grossly.
My new shoes are so white, I'm blind and strangers think I'm Louis Farrakhan.
And to whatever drunken saint handed me an unopened bottle of Guinness on the subway should be held on high like the indy rock guardian angel he is.
Finally, I am trying to regrow a healthy facial forest of fortitude (akin to a beard of solitude with less bands and friends) for the winter. I think the humidity is helping because it is coming in grossly.
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