Tip #9: The Baxter
The Baxter is the coolest movie around. Many happy returns Mr. Showalter, you have once again taken the coal of despair and made of it a diamond of temporary elation. Not as zany as Wet Hot American Summer, but with 73% more heartwarming, and 100% more New York.
Michelle Williams (or suitable doppleganger), make room in your world girl...
Also, shout out to the NYPD 6th Precinct. Sitting in their underfunded hellhole of a station for three hours just to fill out a five minute form was awesome. I know that their job is one of the toughest around, but watching twenty cops mill around the station like gossipy sharks, while I "hold on for a second" sucks.
Returning to pleasantries, Jamie and Keith were again able to save me from complete solitary refinement by coming into town and proceeding to be the coolest people in the universe. They are so New York it hurts. Luckily they allow me to siphon off a little every time they come into town.
Michelle Williams (or suitable doppleganger), make room in your world girl...
Also, shout out to the NYPD 6th Precinct. Sitting in their underfunded hellhole of a station for three hours just to fill out a five minute form was awesome. I know that their job is one of the toughest around, but watching twenty cops mill around the station like gossipy sharks, while I "hold on for a second" sucks.
Returning to pleasantries, Jamie and Keith were again able to save me from complete solitary refinement by coming into town and proceeding to be the coolest people in the universe. They are so New York it hurts. Luckily they allow me to siphon off a little every time they come into town.
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