its called a bender

I'm on one.

It has been raining for seven days straight. I was finding it kind of romantic in that melodramatic asshole sort of way, but now I just want to dry off a little.

I saw a lady get run over by a cab yesterday. She was alright, but the cab driver dumped his fare and drove away. I had to talk to the emergency response operator on my cellular telephone. It was uncomfortable, but I sensed a subtle connection between us.

Then I bought a couple of good comics.

Later, I went out and played darts. My overall accuracy was shocking, however my bullseye skills were...fecal.

I hope that lady is really okay.