no man is an island, but I am surely not a man

So I figured out how to put cell phone pictures on my blog. Now you can not only read anxious, jittering, C- essays about the minutia surrounding my imminent downfall, but you can actually watch it happen in the shitty technicolor from my crappy phone.














Here's me alienating my co-workers with needlessly apprehensive glares.














And here I am in the morning looking like a pretty sweet Obi-Wan Kenobi.