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If craigslist had eyes, this is what it would see.



Yet another day of sifting through the degenerates and grammatical abortions on the c-lizzie in search of both a new apartment and a second job. Is there an emoticon for tearful frustration?

I think the stress might be getting to me. Last night I dreamt that my mom came into town to tell me she had terminal cancer, and would be shuffling off the mortal coil within days. Then I ran around terrified for a while. Way to go brain. Thanks for nothing. Deeeeepressiiiing.

Seriously though, do I just look fucking stupid?

(P.S. This buggy, useless site has been giving me attitude for a couple of weeks now. I might have to take this grievance garden elsewhere.)